Twelve-year-old Joey Caram’s metabolism has gone haywire! Joey soon discovers that he’s capable of running 100 mph, can clean his room in 4-seconds, and do all of his chores before a commercial finishes on TV. His parents and doctors are baffled. But, Mr. Itchez of Burnz and Itchez Pharmaceutical Corporation believes he can market Joey’s new found gift — and he’s willing to go to any lengths to acquire Joey’s DNA!