That's right, a dog. Not a boy with a baby sister. Not a boy with tired parents. A dog. The thing is, it's actually great being a dog. You get to eat on the floor (and bother your sister). Play outside (and bother your sister). Go for walks on a leash (and bother your mother). The one thing you can't do though, if you're a dog rather than a boy, is own a dog of your own...