"Can I have a pet?" When the narrator of this humorous collection of poems asks that question, her scientist parents ask her to formulate a query, conduct research, and reach a conclusion regarding what type of pet to get. Her query: "What is the best pet for me?" To collect information, she visits a farm and a zoo. She treks through the woods. She borrows some beasties to try out at home. This playful riff on scientific research is told through poems that document the girl's observations and conclusions about a wide range of animals. Verse that is light on fact and heavy on humor nonetheless collectively models the scientific process, albeit with a tongue-in-cheek spirit that is echoed in the illustrations. As for the girl's conclusion regarding what pet to get? "My research found / that all around / tiny animals abound / They need no care. / They need no fuss. / They're not aware / that there is us ... / I go to Mom and Dad with hope: / 'May I have a microscope?'" (Ages 5-8)

Embark on a methodical, meticulous, and hilarious quest for the perfect pet in this wickedly witty cautionary collection of pet poems.

If you’re the type that oohs and aahs
at furry faces, precious paws,
the words ahead may be alarming:
Animals aren’t always charming.

If you think you’d like a cute and cuddly pet, you may need to do some research. Formulate a query. Devise a scientific plan. And be sure to write down every observation of the animals you encounter. Join one budding young scientist as she catalogs the pros and pitfalls of potential pet ownership in this assortment of zany and relatable poems that will change the way you look at cuddly animals—and give you the giggles.